age: 33 (Aug 08, 1978)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2004

occupation: Slutbag

i lost my virginity: $200 reward for its safe return

into: Myself

sign: My signature is illegible

fantasy: Is so much better than reality sometimes

body mods: Gradually increasing. A new liver will likely be next.

crush: Joan Jett sang a song about her

gets me hot: Our corrupt government

heroes: I believe the children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way. Show them all the beauty they possess inside. Give them a sense of pride to make it easier. Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be.

most humbling moment: Riding the short bus to school

stats: Politically incorrect