age: 35 (Jun 02, 1976)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2007

occupation: assistant brewer of the maui brewing company...

gets me hot: the thought of you...

makes me happy: beach daze, surfing, road trips, strip clubs, happy hour and good food...

sign: abandon all hope, ye who enter here...�

heroes: my niece, rhiannon michelle...

crush: just might be you...!

into: dank, noise, eye candy and any other forms of debauchery...

i lost my virginity: on purpose...

fantasy: usually involves school girls, librarians and nurses, although cheerleaders are hardly ever excluded...

makes me sad: unnecessary violence, animal cruelty, child abuse, poverty, ignorance and people that don't know how to tip properly...

body mods: i have a few tats, piercings and a scarification you can no longer see, unfortunately...