i totally believe in male PMS. my boyfriend is suffering from it. i was ready to bash him over the head with a cue stick tonight. at least i acknowledge and own the fact that i am irrational and suffering from PMS when it happens.

Oh my fucking GOD. I am tired of your high school BULLSHIT. I don't CARE if you don't like her, if she's your ex (from what 5 or 6 YEARS ago), if your new girl feels threatened by her. I really am not gonna uninvite her from a public bar because your new girl will freak seeing her across a crowded room. Stupid insecure bitch. REALLY, there are few people in this world that i honestly hate, but your girl is on the list. Grow some balls and stand up to the bitch.

Thanks, I really needed to get that out.

saw my first burlesque tonight. it was fab, super fun. drank a ton. there was some boy-lesque too. i don't think i like my body enough to ever do that kinda thing.

apparently theres a big lebowski burlesque show? may need to go.

yikes.

At the children's museum with my niece/goddaughter. Crawling through wooden tunnels makes the knees hurt!