
About Me
Oso is by no means a captivating, intoxicating individual. Around Oso, birds suddenly disappear, and choruses of angels hurl abuse at Oso's ugly mug. This is all you'll ever know about Oso.
MEMBER SINCE: July 2002
occupation: cook.
heroes: Ron Fucking Swanson
i lost my virginity: and this is why we can't have nice things.
sign: life's complicated enough without making shit up.
stats: 6'0 & 200
most humbling moment: coming to in an ambulance. and then going out again. repeat.
















