age: 30 (May 19, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2005

occupation: I kill spies

into: Myself being me.

body mods: An undeniable and unquenchable self-loathing...

crush: The mirror

gets me hot: Thinking of fun ways to kill you.

makes me sad: Ignorance, emo kids, animal cruelty, war, suicide, public dependance on government...

fantasy: One day I’m going to stick a few curious fingers into the void you left in my life. The black hole that exists where you were, that sucks up all of my happiness. I’ll reach in and grab the guts and pull them out. Then I’ll tear the hole wide open, from a bloody, festering wound to a gaping fissure and I’ll wear it like that, for all to see.

heroes: Villans

i lost my virginity: What's a virginity...?

makes me happy: Sunshine in the middle of the night, waking up in the rain, sitting at the beach, listening to FBL snore...

most humbling moment: ...I'm a narcissist.