age: 32 (May 04, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2004

occupation: furniture designer

into: to much

gets me hot: dark hair, the color black,

i lost my virginity: to a girl i hated, and then said "what the fuck, i hate you?!!"

makes me happy: thunder storms and cloudy days, cold weather

crush: actually...i kinda need one

stats: always moving, i can make some killer fucking soup.

makes me sad: republicans

sign: T

fantasy: the honeymoon sex scene in the secretary- tied to a tree.

most humbling moment: knocking myself out by walking into a glass wall in front of 13 girls when i was 10 and waking up to them hovering over me, i felt so dumb i jumped up and ran away.