age: 35 (Jan 31, 1977)
MEMBER SINCE: June 2002
occupation: Drug Mule (and Netflix slave)
gets me hot: Rejection. Baby seals. Werewolves. Pencil skirts.
sign: Kick Me
body mods: "My body is a roadmap of pain..."
heroes: Stewart/Colbert '08, bitches.
stats: 10 and 2. 30' Reach.
makes me happy: Music; the rain; happy hour; reading in bed; my job (thus far); New Comics Day ; growing old gracefully; kissing.
i lost my virginity: On the floor of my bathroom. .
makes me sad: Hot weather. Mass suffering. Poverty (yours, and mine). Traffic. SUVs. Shitty music.
crush: The girl who eats apples for lunch and won't look at me (ain't that always the way...?)
fantasy: Everlasting love.
BLOGS
So, back again...thankfully, I have internet at home again, so it won't be months between visits...
Finally moved...and already, things are a ton better. My ex-roommate turned out to be...unstable (looong story), but I had seen it coming, thankfully. And within weeks, my quality of living has increased a dozen-fold. Internet (porn), a roommate that cooks, and $80 a month cheaper, to boot!
And, oh yeah - I gots me a new boy:
This is Cohen. Cohen is awesome. Soon I will teach Cohen to walk upright and together start a Vaudeville revival act. Oh, yes.
In Sadder News...George Carlin and Stan Winston, within a week of each other...!?!?!?
Finally moved...and already, things are a ton better. My ex-roommate turned out to be...unstable (looong story), but I had seen it coming, thankfully. And within weeks, my quality of living has increased a dozen-fold. Internet (porn), a roommate that cooks, and $80 a month cheaper, to boot!
And, oh yeah - I gots me a new boy:
This is Cohen. Cohen is awesome. Soon I will teach Cohen to walk upright and together start a Vaudeville revival act. Oh, yes.
In Sadder News...George Carlin and Stan Winston, within a week of each other...!?!?!?
MARCH 2011
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