age: 33 (Aug 23, 1975)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2002

occupation: shaking, nervous

crush: the rocco's pizza girl circa 1999

i lost my virginity: while i had mono. the illness, not the japanese space rock band.

stats: i'm shrinking

body mods: drill wounds

gets me hot: when someone plays the cheese grater.

most humbling moment: This one piece of luggage could contain enough LSD to incapacitate every man, woman, and child in The United States. What are YOU going to do about it?

into: delay pedals

sign: Last Train To Satansville

fantasy: Spider Dan makes it to the top.