About Me

if i knew you were coming i would've baked a cake

age: 34 (Apr 07, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2002

occupation: EX-Big Porn Defender, charolastra, home skillet

crush: my shorty

makes me sad: back pain, traffic, neocons, losing on the river

i lost my virginity: when it was stolen by capitalism

makes me happy: boddingtons, spicy food, lifting weights, speeding, flopping the nuts, mixed plate

stats: up to no good and gettin worse