About Me

if i knew you were coming i would've baked a cake

age: 31 (Apr 07, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2002

occupation: EX-Big Porn Defender, charolastra, home skillet

sign: NO DUMPING! drains to ocean

gets me hot: satan, spinal piercings and clogging

body mods: available in my hood at all hours

makes me happy: boddingtons, spicy food, lifting weights, speeding, flopping the nuts, mixed plate

crush: my shorty