“wicked nice eyes!”

“The only thing hotter than the fire in this girl's eyes is imagining her hair burning trails through the air as ecstasy washes over that slender, gorgeous body. The word awe struck was invented to describe the exact feeling I had the first time I ever laid eyes on this creature. She is a young Goddess.”

“this lady was met by me on the thirty-first of december, two thousand and two.

i've met her maybe once since then. i believe it was two days later.

and she's rad enough that i STILL go "wow. penny is awesome!"”

“J-Nooo is a pillar of light and reason after which i named one of the locations in my upcoming movie

i will put my life on the line to make her dreams come true

and get zotted again

and again

and again

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and again”

“definatley an awesome girlie! had a great time at the photoshoot and cant wait for more!!!! (wonder if theres going to be any more getting all likkered up at 11am!!! lol)...
shes sweet, sexy, and an all around awesome chica!”

“slut-X-core for life, yo. this has got to be one of the coolest girls on SG hands down. she drinks like a mothafuckin' fish. DO ME PENNY!”

“dont be confused by the rocks that she got

shes still shes still penny from the block

she used to have a little now she has alot

she knows where she came from

FROM THE BRONX!!!”

“if only she'd stop teasing me about getting married and running off to rio...”

“Wifey!”

“penny gretchens a lot but i still love her. one wrong move and youll be kicked so be cool.”