"Super cool guy! And he likes the booze! "

"What can I say that hasn't already been said. Oh I know if you're ever in his neighborhood on thursday and you're cravin some tacos he knows where to go. Seriously though he's a multitalented, bighearted guy with two adorable kitties and an amazing wealth on knowledge! You rock PANTS!!!!"

"'Pants is not only a highly qualified cameraman, but a minor celebrity to anyone familiar with the too cool for school Omaha indie scene of the early to mid 90's; the same scene that bred the likes of Bright Eyes, Cursive, Solid Jackson, and the Thuggs. If you ever have the chance, pilfer his vinyl collection and take him for tacos. You'll never regret it.

Oh. And the best sex I ever had."

"the pants is super awesome. an all-around good guy. he took me in when i had nowhere to go. gave me warmth when i had none. oh god. *sniff* I LOVE YOU MAN!$@!@#!

i just hope he's getting his fucking dishes done.

seriously. nicest guy you could meet. i owe ya one pants. probly a few."

"mr. pants is lots of fun. he kept me laughing and smoking cigarettes all night long. then we woke up in the morning naked and walked on the beach.

and ate strawberry jello.

best sex i ever had."

"This is a great guy, very nice and a hell of a lot of fun to hang with. I look forward to the next time we can throw down together. That and he's a member of the International Country Club of Bushwick, Brooklyn."

"anyone who likes Husker Du is okay by me."

"sexy! :p
and very cool to hang out with"

"If i had a cookie, i would give it to Mr. Fire.
If i had hyperactive testosterone levels, I would envy his sideburns.
As a very estrogen-fueled, textile-sensitive person, i want to squish them.
If i had a hammer, I'd hammer in the evening.
Screw the morning.
pantsonfire is all good by me.
"