
age: 35 (Mar 29, 1976)
MEMBER SINCE: March 2003
occupation: a/v nerd, bouncer, retired funnyman/grocery clerk, former unemployment collector
makes me sad: bad presidents, when the food at a restaraunt is subpar and uninspired
stats: outstanding warrants
body mods: coiffed pubic hair, a few tattoos
makes me happy: making people smile or laugh
most humbling moment: code brown
into: pounding resonant cylinders, pedaling my bike, sloganeering/jingoism, hummus & chips/crackers, lowbrow beers, time spent with quality people, nautical terminology
i lost my virginity: at her parents house
crush: mgd light, yellow american spirits, mercury mystique. perfect hair, good eggs.
gets me hot: whisper in my ear, that might work...
fantasy: being as sincere as jonathan richman
i'm happy to be moving in with her. the idea first came up after we attended the christmas party for her job. in january. so, i'm used to the IDEA of living with her, but it used to seem so far away. we'll wait & see, i said, and we're here now, it's summer, and we're sharing an address.
i'm not going to lie to you, i'm nervous about this whole thing. so much could go wrong - and with an year lease inked - a few unhappy accidents could equal a hellish living arrangement in two shakes of a mongoose's tail. i don't want it to get like that.
we'll see, maybe i'll write more later.......














Jena