Member: pantsonfire

pantsonfire is a 35 year-old in Milwaukee, WI.

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Member: pantsonfire

age: 35 (Mar 29, 1976)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2003

occupation: a/v nerd, bouncer, retired funnyman/grocery clerk, former unemployment collector

makes me sad: bad presidents, when the food at a restaraunt is subpar and uninspired

stats: outstanding warrants

body mods: coiffed pubic hair, a few tattoos

makes me happy: making people smile or laugh

most humbling moment: code brown

into: pounding resonant cylinders, pedaling my bike, sloganeering/jingoism, hummus & chips/crackers, lowbrow beers, time spent with quality people, nautical terminology

i lost my virginity: at her parents house

crush: mgd light, yellow american spirits, mercury mystique. perfect hair, good eggs.

gets me hot: whisper in my ear, that might work...

fantasy: being as sincere as jonathan richman

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