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We are the Republicans, lower your standards and surrender your freedoms. We will add your biological and moral distinctiveness to our own. Your sub-culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

Walking on water in the digital world.

"The Bush Administration... it's Fascism."



"Hooray Fascism!!!"

"he's totally the alligator-boy."

"so which circus freak does that make me?"

"well let me think about that for a minute...you remind me of, let's see...uhh a two headed goat."

"dude that's fucked up."

"well am I wrong about that?"

"no, well if he's the alligator-boy, and I'm the two headed goat, which circus..."

"I'm the geek that bites the heads of of live chickens."

"excuse me sir, I just think you should know that just because they come in cool-cool ranch, and spicy nacho cheese... paint chips are not for human consumption."

"oh, that's interesting information... umm,I'm just going to hit you with a stick now"

"it's too big to be a nuclear football."

I'm in lust, I'm drunk, and I don't particulary cre so go fuck yourself.

Today's quote of the day...

"Dag you that supper wuz off da hook."

psst... psst... mom, hey mom are you there it's me Odeipus...