age: 33 (Jun 17, 1978)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2003

occupation: liar

fantasy: To meet a nice smart girl, who likes good conversation, and isn't insane

makes me happy: nothing

stats: (Hold)L1,L2,R1R2,Start,Select

body mods: I'll tell you later... oh it's later now well then maybe next week

crush: Your Mom... no wait MY Mom, but she gives lousy head, and using lots of ........

i lost my virginity: To the son of god, the Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. (at an abandoned church, inside a filthy cnfessional) :D

gets me hot: Redheads, umm, Chicks and stuff, umm, Redheads, the sun, fire, umm, hot coffee spilled in my lap, umm, did I say Redheads yet?

into: Smoking Marlboro reds, like a fiend, every day for the rest of my life (however long that may be 'cause I smoke reds like a fucking fiend), Coffee(black), Bill Hicks.

most humbling moment: Every day of my life

sign: Gemini