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Blood ran from Ashley's wounds, but it mattered not to him. He knew going into the fight that he was out matched, all he wanted to do was buy time, to give them the chance to escape... to give her the chance to be free.

"How pathetic Ashley, I always thought killing you would give me some sense of satisfaction, but this is just a...
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Fuck this, I hate god. That cocksucker has alot of shit to answer for, but the answers are pretty slow in coming.
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I've realized that alot of the new "girls" are Canadian, so in honor of that, I'd like to say..... Fuck you Canadians with you're beady little eyes, and flapping heads (I mean you're not a real country anyway).


Tee hee, I hope I've offended the one's out there who are too stupid to recognize where my attempt at bad humor has come from.

P.S. Fuck...
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I gave her my heart, I gave her my soul, and I only asked for one thing in return...

Query, what is the one thing you can't buy?

For those that give a shit, I'll update when I touchdown in the golden state.
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arrington1279:
Hope your vacation's going fantastically well.
arrington1279:
Sorry your vacation didn't turn out too well. What exactly went wrong?
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Just out of curiousity, how many of you out there have ever just sat back and watched someone you love sleep?

It's a beautiful thing.

Tomorrow I go to Cali for my last trip there for a while, it could be fun, but it will probably suck ass, oh well... fuck it!
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I'm gonna lay down the funny for you all (only it ain't funny)...

"The Continuing Adventures of Two Dudes!"

Dude #1: "So I says to her, I says 'You dumb fucking cunt, I'm going to kick you right in the balls."

#1: "Then she looks me right in the eye and says. 'You stupid slobbering retard, I don't have any balls."

Dude #2: "And?"...
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rickroyal:
Almost a modern day Waiting for Godot. Kinda cool, actually. Reminds me of a series of short plays a friend was writing. I don't think he ever got around to finishing them, though.

One wonders, though, if the newfound gems would be world siftly through the tidal wave of crap to find. We'd have to come up with some kind of filtering system; reviewers would have to be paid more, or something.
debrajean:
^hahahah, waiting for godot?!?!
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"These aren't the droids you're looking for..."






"Go about you're business..."





"Move along...."
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Four more pics from deep within one of the true onders of the world...




Hope you enjoy the new pictures
dancingyosarian:
Dude, you look surprisingly like a pillar of mineral deposits.
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For anyone who's interested, I have some pictures up from when I went to the Carlsbad Caverns only three for right now, but I have quite a few more.
rickroyal:
Would you believe I've never been in a cave. I find that slightly strange for some reason.
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He checked his things one more time, everything was in order, it was time to move on.

"So that's it, you're just gonna' leave, just like that? Things get a little complicated, and you run ."

He didn't even turn from his task to look at Jakob, he just nodded and said...

"Yes, just like that." he snapped his fingers for emphasis "I'm gone man,...
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cherry:
cool name!
cherry:
You're right, I hate 98% of people.

And your name isn't geeky. Well, not to me.

Cherry xox
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Five little letters fo' yo' asses...

K-O-T-O-R

That's right baby, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic. What a fucking masterpiece of a game, now #3 on my all time greatest games list. Goddamn this is the best thing Star Wars since... well maybe since Empire Strikes Back.

I just finished the game last night, and let me tell you something about that cocksucker Darth...
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