age: 32 (May 23, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2009

occupation: I make ski boots.

gets me hot: nerdy girls with tattoos

most humbling moment: there are 3, each involving a seemingly reoccurring theme in my life that I would love to remedy...

body mods: left sleeve is in progress, chest piece, shoulders, and back. boom.

fantasy: having Megan Fox tell me the brownies are ready.

stats: 5' 10", 165 lbs, carved from marble

i lost my virginity: When my virginity was last seen, it was down by the ocean, sitting on a rock and watching the sunset, trying to make sense of all this.

makes me happy: after-sex-spooning complete with boob grab, the feeling of waist deep snow flowing over my body, the rush of keeping my fingers off the brakes, contemplating the metaphysical presuppositions underlying the nature of freedom and will.

makes me sad: people who live by the pleasure principle.

heroes: my father, anyone who drinks straight from the carton

into: philosophy and other things of equal nerd value, having my mind blown and/or my socks knocked off, the color brown (although green is pretty good too), '80s fantasy movies (especially ones that highlight David Bowie's package), skiing in the winter, mountain biking in the summer, girls who rock, people who don't suck,