"You are awesome. Now take some pictures of me!"

"Heeeeeeeeeeere's another testimonial!

You have a hot ass.

Fin."

"Here is a testimonial for you!

Why is mr. nikonjustice awesome?

Here are my reasons why:

Dear nikonjustice,

1. I love you. If you sucked, I wouldn't.
2. You make me breakfast all the time.
3. We're kitty parents together.
4. You cleaned the apartment the other day, made salsa and baked cookies, and I didn't even ask you to. It's like living with Betty Crocker.
5. Your self-portraits are hilarious.
6. You understand about being pee shy.
7. You buy me cool vinyl. The Phantom of the Paradise soundtrack was an inspired choice, even though it ended up being warped a little.

Well, that's all for now. There are obviously many more reasons, but I thought these were the ones that would make for fun reading."