"This guy is seriously good people. I'll beat you with your own shoe if you don't agree."

"He's one of those rare american snakecharmers. The likes of Hemingway or Hunter Thomspon."

"Before I die I'm gonna fuck me some naja_haje. Or a fish."

"Who would want to fuck around with a minotaur when it's pissed to the gills on pixie sticks and O'Douls Light? Certainly not anyone living below the equator. Never let it be said that third world doesn't have a comprehension and desire for convenience. Scaramanga always reminds me of Dracula for some reason. He's back to Soul Survivor, so maybe the magic bullet theory can be put to bed. Who knows, he still could be packin' that golden gun. All dribbly nonsense aside, this cat packs a fresh and entertaining journal. As well as being informative. The only two people who might be swingin' Mantle in the journal department are Jesus Of Nazareth and the Son Of Sam. Who would want to fuck around with those guys, though?"

""

"This man is an intelligent laugh riot!

Give him a milkshake fer chirssakes.."

"...has an enviable fantasy..."

"soul_survivor has been with my harem for eleven hundred years. i first discovered him in tamanrasset, which at the time was a thriving oasis; there he had been living in squalor, sucking dicks and cleaning dates, barely scraping by. i took him into my tent that night and let him glimpse the paradise infinite. he has been my loyal concubine ever after."

"elven and pretty as dionysus
a bed of nails hellswami
and lethal master of monopoly
playing the ultimate game with death
but will accept all challangers
your soul is the stake"

"soul survivor gave celebrity status"