age: 34 (Aug 11, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2003

occupation: starving artist.

i lost my virginity: to a girl that got murdered 5 years ago.

into: making fun of women who are attention whores. you know who you are.

body mods: 3 elephants wrapped around my wrist, held together by trunk & tail.

fantasy: to shake a baby before a live television audience.

sign: the one that chews you up and spits you out

gets me hot: lighting my ass on fire.

crush: crush? don't flatter yourself, you're not that hot.

makes me sad: sobriety. work. swinging from a rope.

most humbling moment: when I got onstage with the Who in '76, replacing a passed-out Keith Moon on drums. yeah, that was me.

makes me happy: a lighter head for my heavy heart, a guitar in my hand, the company of close friends, and laughing at your expense.