age: 27 (Aug 29, 1984)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2003

occupation: Lift 25 times with each hand, once an hour.

makes me happy: The fact that I am not retarded. And that I have both of my hands.

i lost my virginity: Next to a sleeping baby, with a lime green condom that I swear must've been an inch thick.

stats: I am composed entirely of Vaseline, toenail clippings, and bumblebees.

crush: IS going to watch Pee Wee's Big Adventure with me

fantasy: Sex on the moon.

into: Polynesian tribal culture. Art. Music, music, music. A good beer. A good slap on the ass. Chips and Salsa! A phat beat to jiggle my ass to.

most humbling moment: watching my mother give birth. Every panic attack I've ever had. Being choked into an out-of-body experience.

makes me sad: The fact that I will probably never make it to the moon.

gets me hot: Trying to bite my own nipples off.

body mods: 14g septum, 00g lobes, 14g vertical lip offests, tattoo in between my shoulder blades of a zombie in a bunny suit.