mexicore

I just went by my coworkers desk and said, Hey, I just wanted to let you know that I think you have the cutest laugh. She looked surprised. She laughed nervously and said, Oh wow. Um thank you. I said, See? There it is again. She blushed. I said Im sorry. I didnt mean to embarrass you. Im not hitting on you or anything. I...
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Hitting the road for work today. Gonna be doing my thing in Waco Texas at the Immersed in Ink tattoo convention! Should be a blast!!

My boss came by my desk and said I have some good news and some bad news. I said Okay, whats the good news? She said Im going to approve that pay raise you requested. I said Really? Wow that IS good news. Thank you. She said Youre welcome. You earned it. I said Okay, so whats the bad news? She said Well, due to...
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ok who do i know in or around Waco Texas?

Our Internet connection sucks. Can't get online on my computer. Miss my chat friends

Does masturbating while eating Flintstones Chewables and listening to Journey count as "sex drugs and rock and roll"? I'm asking for a friend....

It's a good thing the world didn't end. I never have found out who let the dogs out, the way to get to Sesame Street, why Dora doesn't just use Google maps, why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery", why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed, why "abbreviated" is such a long word, why lemon juice is made with...
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man this work week has blinded me to what is really important, and that is who is down for some doomsday anal?

ok so my work Facebook page is up!!! check it out, like and share please!!!
EARBANGER

and check out my Ebay page as well.
EARBANGER eBay
they make great gifts!!!