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My Pandora has been acting really strange lately. No matter what type of station I create, it eventually ends up playing the band Fun. For example: If I make a Wu Tang Clan station, the song "We Are Young" will eventually come on. If I create a Slayer station, after a while it will end up playing "Carry On". Anyway, I emailed them and explained...
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I don't like it when my coworkers bring their babies into work. Everyone gathers around and makes a big deal about it, but I usually just stay at my desk. A baby has nothing to offer me. Bring it back when it can talk and has some cool toys, then I'll say what's up.

When most guys see a really hot girl with a less than average-looking dude, they automatically assume that the dude has money. That's a very unhealthy, materialistic way to think. I never think that. I just assume the girl is blind.

Let's play a game: I'm going to list three quotes. Two of them will be inspirational quotes made by famous historical figures and one of them will be a quote made by yours truly. See if you can spot which one is mine. You only get one chance, so read carefully and choose wisely. Ok, here we go...

1) "We cannot solve our problems with...
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I've tried the whole "twitter" thing. But I can't really get into it. I guess I just have a hard time expressing myself using only 140 chara

When the food truck lady rang up my chicken tortilla soup today, I reached into my back pocket and said, "Oh Jesus. I left my wallet upstairs." She smiled and said, "Oh, it's ok. I'll wait while you get it." I stared at her for a second and then said, "Uh... can we just do that thing where you let me pay you tomorrow?" She...
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We've lost another great musician. R.I.P. Chi Cheng

Let's play a game: I'm going to list three quotes. Two of them will be inspirational quotes made by famous historical figures and one of them will be a quote made by yours truly. See if you can spot which one is mine. You only get chance, so read carefully and choose wisely. Ok, here we go...

1) "Some are born great, some achieve greatness,...
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ok I finally have the internet again!!!

Nobody worry, I'm still alive. So now that "chat house" is no more I find myself back at my moms place and I'm not ashamed to say it but I love living here. I originally moved to Arizona to be closer to my family so why not just move in. It's been about 2 week now an things are great! My little brother was living...
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