ok, gonna attempt to whore myself out one last time!
BLOGATHON!
I'm writing an entry every 30 minutes for TWENTY-FOUR HOURS (if I can stay awake). it's a charity thing. I'm doing it for the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation. if you go to the above link you will end up at my diary, where there are links to a sponsorship page if you would like to...
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BLOGATHON!
I'm writing an entry every 30 minutes for TWENTY-FOUR HOURS (if I can stay awake). it's a charity thing. I'm doing it for the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation. if you go to the above link you will end up at my diary, where there are links to a sponsorship page if you would like to...
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the apartment smells like rotting garbage and I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY. the smell is not coming from the garbage can or anywhere near it. I can't figure out where it's coming from. I'm spraying air freshener every few hours to make it tolerable.
I'd be out doing something cool tonight, but I have a retarded amount of Harry Potter to catch up on and...
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I'd be out doing something cool tonight, but I have a retarded amount of Harry Potter to catch up on and...
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y:
It could be a dead chimney-monkey. Have you checked your chimney? Check your chimney.
I want to read a Harry Potter book.
I want to read a Harry Potter book.
upon further review, it appears as though everyone who reads my journal is a selfish twat who can't even be arsed to give a shit about cystic fucking fibrosis.
what the fuck ever. if you knew anything about it or why I care about it, maybe you'd show a little humanity, but that's probably more than can be asked of you dickheads.
what the fuck ever. if you knew anything about it or why I care about it, maybe you'd show a little humanity, but that's probably more than can be asked of you dickheads.
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fred:
Could you nibble on a kitten for me as a compromise?
So I guess you stay up all day long and you'll have 48 posts?
Sounds easy in a way, but then thinking about it probably it's a royal pain to have to constantly be blogging.
Don't go all mental from it.
Could you nibble on a kitten for me as a compromise?
So I guess you stay up all day long and you'll have 48 posts?
Sounds easy in a way, but then thinking about it probably it's a royal pain to have to constantly be blogging.
Don't go all mental from it.
Tracy Kidder, author of My Detachment, a memoir of the Vietnam war, may be the biggest douche who ever lived.
as an Ivy League-educated intelligence officer, he never saw combat. instead, he carried out boring orders and then wrote letters back home to his friends and family detailing some completely fabricated "romantic" war experiences. he pretended to feel what combat soldiers felt. he claimed...
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as an Ivy League-educated intelligence officer, he never saw combat. instead, he carried out boring orders and then wrote letters back home to his friends and family detailing some completely fabricated "romantic" war experiences. he pretended to feel what combat soldiers felt. he claimed...
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drstinkypants:
Yea, updates that are uglier and slower are sort of retarded.
...*looks around SG*
...*looks around SG*
warpig:
Dear Pinko,
Thanks for the kind words. I was in Canadia for several months in between gigs, getting my heart used like some sort of hockey puck by a maple syrup loving beaver worshiper. But then I went to London for a bit, and finally, Iraq. Except not finally as I came back with all my bits still attached (yay me).
Iraq is probably over for me (and sadly for the Iraqis as well). It was just a phase I was going through, like when I watched WWF wrestling for two months when I was 14. Except not as homoerotic and better paid.
Love,
Reactionary
Thanks for the kind words. I was in Canadia for several months in between gigs, getting my heart used like some sort of hockey puck by a maple syrup loving beaver worshiper. But then I went to London for a bit, and finally, Iraq. Except not finally as I came back with all my bits still attached (yay me).
Iraq is probably over for me (and sadly for the Iraqis as well). It was just a phase I was going through, like when I watched WWF wrestling for two months when I was 14. Except not as homoerotic and better paid.
Love,
Reactionary
guess my thing is expiring tonight.
I'll be back when I get a job.
which may be as early as the end of next week.
you won't even know I am gooooOOooooone.
plus I will still be stalking you via my boyfriend's profile. so. yeah. not-bye.
I'll be back when I get a job.
which may be as early as the end of next week.
you won't even know I am gooooOOooooone.
plus I will still be stalking you via my boyfriend's profile. so. yeah. not-bye.
frontline99:
NOOO!!! DON'T GO!!!!
tonsillitis is okay with me when it means these things:
1. watching Arrested Development aaaaaaallllllll afternoon
2. DrStinkypants making my favorite kind of soup for me
3. not having to write a paper, AND getting a magical two-week extension on said paper because of a technicality
4. not actually being all that sick? but faking it sooo goooood
5. having three, count them THREE, job...
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1. watching Arrested Development aaaaaaallllllll afternoon
2. DrStinkypants making my favorite kind of soup for me
3. not having to write a paper, AND getting a magical two-week extension on said paper because of a technicality
4. not actually being all that sick? but faking it sooo goooood
5. having three, count them THREE, job...
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aficionado:
bah. beer's okay. I've grown accustomed to it enough but I still prefer the liquors. damn. I can't even remember the last time I had jagermeister. and a good white russian's hard to find here. or mead. mmmmm mead.
Well here's hoping your spring break is a remarkable one. one which you will remark upon often. Perhaps a jaunt to the Spam museum? It'd be interesting in the least. ...maaaybe.
I've never had or seen a big bowl of only bacon and white rice, but it sounds like all sorts of deliciousness. Bacon, although plentiful in various dishes at restaurants, is rather difficult to find in grocery stores for home cookage. And the bacon that is available in grocery stores is subpar. I've had to settle for bacon cooked inside bread-like baked goods at a bakery. If you spit in any any direction you'll either hit a bakery or a McDonald's here.
Well, kiddo, have yourself a good'un.
Well here's hoping your spring break is a remarkable one. one which you will remark upon often. Perhaps a jaunt to the Spam museum? It'd be interesting in the least. ...maaaybe.
I've never had or seen a big bowl of only bacon and white rice, but it sounds like all sorts of deliciousness. Bacon, although plentiful in various dishes at restaurants, is rather difficult to find in grocery stores for home cookage. And the bacon that is available in grocery stores is subpar. I've had to settle for bacon cooked inside bread-like baked goods at a bakery. If you spit in any any direction you'll either hit a bakery or a McDonald's here.
Well, kiddo, have yourself a good'un.
y:
God bless CONSTANT POVERTY. And SKILLZ.
I renewed. For a month
I renewed. For a month
omg! one week left! what will you DO without me.
things on the job front got all good and shit this week. I landed TWO more interviews, both for jobs that I really actually want. so much so that I actually bought new pants. I guess that doesn't sound like a big deal but I seriously have issues buying pants and somehow the first pair...
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things on the job front got all good and shit this week. I landed TWO more interviews, both for jobs that I really actually want. so much so that I actually bought new pants. I guess that doesn't sound like a big deal but I seriously have issues buying pants and somehow the first pair...
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tritone:
Borat was traumatizing! Why, for the love of all things sacred, would you see it NOW?
When you leave I'm going to be scoffing up a lung. You and Stinky ought to come out bowling next Monday. I suck at bowling too; there will be great symmetry.
When you leave I'm going to be scoffing up a lung. You and Stinky ought to come out bowling next Monday. I suck at bowling too; there will be great symmetry.
tritone:
Around people, anyway. Human substitution for either bowling ball or pins is frowned upon socially. Feel free to whack all the subhumans you want, though.
oh, internet.
tonight I am sitting in my chicken-scented house in pajama pants and dark-haired armpits. I am cold in the toes and aching in the legs and refusing to do my homework, again.
do you ever feel like you might be a hack? I feel like I might be a hack. it turns out most of my best written works end with some...
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tonight I am sitting in my chicken-scented house in pajama pants and dark-haired armpits. I am cold in the toes and aching in the legs and refusing to do my homework, again.
do you ever feel like you might be a hack? I feel like I might be a hack. it turns out most of my best written works end with some...
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y:
Great 
Glad you like.
I totally feel like a hack.
I have stretchmarks. On my biceps
My account expires the day before yours. I can't afford to renew either, though I'm mostly not particularly interested in leaving; I'm on a good level strip of road right now, SG-usage wise.
Aaaah, dark-haired armpits.
Glad you like.
I totally feel like a hack.
I have stretchmarks. On my biceps
My account expires the day before yours. I can't afford to renew either, though I'm mostly not particularly interested in leaving; I'm on a good level strip of road right now, SG-usage wise.
Aaaah, dark-haired armpits.
snowstorm part deux!
this gives me a four-day weekend.
during which to procrastinate.
and apply for jobs.
and apply for Phi Beta Kappa.
and watch assloads of Stanley Kubrick and The Office.
and wish we had enough money to go somewhere warm.
for now, though, this is a-ok.
this gives me a four-day weekend.
during which to procrastinate.
and apply for jobs.
and apply for Phi Beta Kappa.
and watch assloads of Stanley Kubrick and The Office.
and wish we had enough money to go somewhere warm.
for now, though, this is a-ok.
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vampirate:
"Punctuate-jaculate" is by far the best new term I've encountered all week.
inlikeflynn:
it's..... difficult to imagine you pledging a sorority. or, no, I should rephrase: it's difficult to imagine you WANTING to.
best of luck. enjoy your snowstorm. wear a lot of fleece and drink a lot of mulled whatnots.
best of luck. enjoy your snowstorm. wear a lot of fleece and drink a lot of mulled whatnots.
tonight:
alcohol, video games, homemade bread, crappy movies, and snugglztime with DrStinkypants.
I love snowstorms.
alcohol, video games, homemade bread, crappy movies, and snugglztime with DrStinkypants.
I love snowstorms.
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tritone:
zomg bread!!
drstinkypants:
YouTube video for the win*
*saying "for the win", also, for the win!
*saying "for the win", also, for the win!
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theshinobi:
Thanks, babe. 
tritone:
Damn! Help me fix my stupid, please!
P.S. I didn't say it about my weenis, she did. Correct that sentence too!
P.S. I didn't say it about my weenis, she did. Correct that sentence too!
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theshinobi:
Hungry Hungry Hippos don't count.
theshinobi:
With all the shit I had/have to do this week, I would very much rather have gotten VD instead...
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The salvation of the world is on your shoulders!
I guess you're too busy blogging to read this, hmph.