"Static!"

"wait...
am i supposed to write this about you, or to you?


crap,
Dr.Stinkypants"

"Baby, if you were a cereal you'd be Trix, cause you're my favorite
"

"She is a linguistic power-house with the prettiest armpits in the world."

"Once a Ninja leapt out of the shadows and tried to kill everyone. Meta just looked at him crossly and he froze in mid air, five feet off the group. Then she made a grumpy face and his head totally exploded. It was so awesome, you had to be there."

"She's a 21st century fox.

"