don't get me wrong, i love mr.shrew, but i'm starting to feel as though this is a somewhat one-sided relationship.
Just yesterday, for example, Ii was servicing my shrew with one of my trade-marked 'intimate massages', when he began clawing ferociously at my larynx. What's more, he then went on to dismiss my theories on Gladstonian Liberalism as 'myopic and one-sided', then did a poo on my favorite towel*.
i'm starting to yearn for a companion who isn't the following:
- a shrew
- male
I grow weary of this thankless, unrequited shrew-love. but i shall percevere
*it has a signed likeness of mr.T on it.
Just yesterday, for example, Ii was servicing my shrew with one of my trade-marked 'intimate massages', when he began clawing ferociously at my larynx. What's more, he then went on to dismiss my theories on Gladstonian Liberalism as 'myopic and one-sided', then did a poo on my favorite towel*.
i'm starting to yearn for a companion who isn't the following:
- a shrew
- male
I grow weary of this thankless, unrequited shrew-love. but i shall percevere
*it has a signed likeness of mr.T on it.
Although you seem to be the only person who reads my things. I'm starting to think that maybe I'm a figment of your imagination.
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