mattasfuck

i'm going to france for a week.....
its fucking awesome, i'm there with troma entertainment at the cannes film festival. 7 days of utter debauchery. i'll post more when i come back, right now i gots ta pack because i leave in a couple hours.
JEAH!!!!
and i'm out

yo ho ho and a bottle of cough syrup. i'm fucking sick. i got the strep throat. that's about as cool as stepping on a nail. however i went to my local doctor and actually used some of that health insurance ive been payin for. antibiotics are the new black. in any case, i am already feeling better and my birfday is wed. so it's...
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let's see.....
roses are red,
some like'em yellow,
that charlie sheen,
is a stand up fellow.

i'm available for poetry readings, children's birthdays, and work parties but i need to see dollar signs bitches. talk is cheap but i'm not...

this just in....
slayer fucking rules your life. admit it. its ok, there are others like you.

aerosmith tattoos are the new white belt. you...
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fuckin metal

ha ha..! whatup bitches
guess whos back.... i'll give you a hint....
it starts with matt
and ends with asfuck
give up?

stretch armstong, H2O, and agnostic front...
yall suckas shoulda been there to throw down
i guess that's it for now stay tuned

got a free case of natty boh tonight... + 2 points

had a slow night at work.... - 1 point

still sick minus 3

but plenty of dayquil and nyquil on hand plus 3

gave up a parking space right in front of my house to a girl with a baby
minus 1

but felt damn good about it plus 100

oh, and finally put...
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happy new year to all o ya's. i had to work but its cool cause i made my car payment in one night...

raise the muthafuckin roof for mike & ike's! i haven't had them in so long so i got some at 7 11 last night. fuck yeah

so anyway life is good: work drink snowboard hang out
that's about it

pull out your...
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just got off work and my dogs are fucking barking!! we were slammed tonight so i get to run around like a lunatic for 5 hours. oh well its only 5 hours and the moneys good so fuck it...

i wish i had something witty to say but i'm really really tired so that's all for now....

r.i.p. dimebag darrell

that shit's crazy

80% of kindergarteners vs. 14% of seniors at stanford university got this right:

what is greater than god
more evil then the devil
the poor have it
the rich need it
and if you eat it you'll die?

in other news, i think it has been at least 3 years since i last ate a belgium waffle.

good day

Well I put my two bucks on the table just like the sign says
Proceeded to ask God to give me one good reason why we shouldn't perish
She says it's careless since we are, unstable as we seem
Selected few of y'all have found something to cherish
I countered that, maybe just to be argumentitve, I don't know
But I was like yo, can't...
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