age: 37 (Feb 18, 1974)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2003

occupation: Professional Procrastinator

crush: That guy from that thing and that girl from that other thing

stats: alive and well...u?

makes me sad: Ignorance, snobs, slow internet access, dial up, crappy site hosts, empty bag of Spicier Doritos...

gets me hot: Read crushes. Tattooed girlies... where can I find... oh yeah, I am already here.

makes me happy: Photoshop, Doritos, Suicide Girls, RQv3,

body mods: 3 in toungue, 2 nostril, septum, a bunch in ears, stretched. Are there any others? A few scattered... Six tattoos

i lost my virginity: again?! I never know where I put that friggin' thing. Lemme go look again maybe I'll find it. No... these are car keys...

sign: Aquarius

most humbling moment: Give birth to the most beautiful child in the world.