I like walmart. I not only shop at walmart for the occasional mad discounts, I also shop there for the occasional mad people. Its like dinner AND a mouth foaming rabies carrying show.

Here is my Wednesday Morning Rant. Maybe because its the beautifully christened new dawn of a Humpday, and I aint Humpin today, but lately this really grinds my gears...

Its called a Courtesy Call people. When you miss a call, you call back as a damn courtesy. I'll even accept a text back like "Yo, you call?''
Maybe im overthinking how good our friendship really is? Maybe Im missing some signs because im obsessed with all your good qualities? Maybe you're just in class or at work and cant answer directly in front of your proff or supervisor.
Whatever happened to appreciating the warmth of another humans voice over the phone or God forbid even in person?
Why are people just so busy all the time now?
Why is it so much easier and convenient to reach someone via text when they could have just picked up the phone? (Don't answer that one, it contains rhetoric)
You know what? You're right. Its simpler, easier and more convenient to text. Thats why its so popular.
Fuck what I just said though. Its lazy. Its becoming soulless, and a whole lot less personal. Its killing the Art of the Conversation.
I don't even use voice mails anymore, just hang up and text the person I'm trying to reach. WHEN I start leaving voice mails, that's a sign, you need to call me. For those that even check their voice mails anymore.

Call me back. Dont make me use your voicemail. It could get messy.

http://www.clutchmagonline.com/2012/09/texting-vs-calling-has-technology-made-people-more-impersonal/

Everybody! Look at the new video i posted in my videos section for a treat! This is Meowdatory!

Like cats? Like cute kitten noises? I got a vid for you! Hopefully it loads well...



My brothers semi wild Nepalese jungle super kitten makes Nom Nom Nom noises when its really hungry and finally gets to eat. Wait, that sounds likes we starve her on purpose just hear some Nom Noms... I don't think you should take my word for it, and see for yourself.

Will post more and better pics later but I got to host VIP contest winners from around Canada this weekend to see Marianas Trench live! They played at the Mod club last night and I was touching the stage, with the band possibly sweating on us lol. Great group, super nice guys during the meet and greet and they killed it live!





I love my job.

SWAG

An acronym created by a group of men in the United States during the 1960's that means Secretly We Are Gay.
Ex. "Mark, Joey and I are swag"

Man: Hey guys do you like that chick?
Group: ya, but SWAG.

Men in the group would pass secret messages and organize clandestine meets using this acronym in public. So, the next time you hear a group of young men using this term and think you know what it means, think again.

Saturday Night I got booked to work at a Leather Fetish Tradeshow! I was definitely at the boundary of my comfort zone, thats for sure. I saw people having sex in public(Later on in the evening, after 1 am), guys getting head by other men on the dancefloor, and more leather, latex, whips, and exposed flesh than i had bargained for.
It felt like extreme people watching. AND i got PAID to be there! Crazy sometimes the places I get sent for work...

Shit, what am i going to be for Halloween this year? I usually get inspired by something from 6 months ago and go with that. I could always be Captain Morgan again, or One half of LMFAO. Fuck it, I might even get my wings out and be the Sluttiest angel this town has ever seen. Or just roll as Cat Woman. That batman theme is going to be big again this year.

Todays funny reality: When a friend or someone you work with tells you "They had a dream with you in it" It means they dreamed you had sex with them, and they are now considering you as a sexual partner.

This is fucking crazy. Ive never seen a concert where the fans singing obliterate the voice of the singer. Then again, ive never been to a Psy concert in Korea.
Enjoy all you beautiful people and GOOD NIGHT, its bedtime for this badass

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixsn81SqU6E&feature=youtu.be