age: 33 (Oct 20, 1978)
MEMBER SINCE: October 2004
occupation: Wage Slave
gets me hot: The sun, a furnace, the heater in my car, being incinerated.
crush: I prefer Fanta.
makes me happy: A little flower that grows through a crack in the sidewalk. It's so fuckin' heroic.
sign: 'Unauthorized persons not admitted.'
stats: Tall enough to reach the top o the cereal cupboard
into: Some really boring, nerdy shit.
fantasy: Being morbidly obese. (god, to weigh more than 135...)
makes me sad: Old ladies with little rat-dogs.
i lost my virginity: with my sister. (insert Banjo music.)
body mods: Solid grointium loins. Also various inks that have been cunningly inserted into my dermis.
AUGUST 2010
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Everyone wants you to be something-nice, not nice, mean as fuck, meaner that a baboon with its junk caught in a blender. I try to be everything. Is that bad? I dunno. God, life is confusing.