age: 60 (Oct 09, 1951)
MEMBER SINCE: June 2002
occupation: Dirty Old Man
crush: Maxi! And then there's Jennifer Connelly. Although more realistically Stephanie.
sign: Libra
gets me hot: Hot hip cool legal sweet young things...
into: Not being old, motorcycles, freelancing on my Mac and setting my own hours,
i lost my virginity: In a dorm room single bed...
body mods: None... but I have been considering liposuction and that penis enlargement pill I keep getting emails about...
fantasy: To wake up with a Suicide Girl of my very own. Of course, I mean without any of that ownership baggage or possessiveness or expectations or pressure...
most humbling moment: Once upon a night at my favorite place, Art Bar, this guy casually walks up and sez "Glad to see I'm not the oldest guy in here."
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Oh, and the damn new cat killed one of my wild pet lizards outside. Not really a pet, but we used to say hello every day or two.