
age: 98 (May 31, 1914)
MEMBER SINCE: April 2004
occupation: I have a beautiful mind.
body mods: All the metal is gone - damn you corporate America!
i lost my virginity: To a huge dick.
fantasy: *sigh* where do I begin....
stats: Just Breathe.
makes me happy: Good lovin', good friends, good times.
into: porn, sleep, eating, compromising positions
sign: Yield.
gets me hot: A strong wind would get me hot...
most humbling moment: When my 80 year old landlady came to drop off a smoke detector and found my vibrator sitting on the counter.
crush: myself
So, I'm back. Aren't you all so excited?
The start of summer is upon us! Maybe I'll actually get a tan this year
....nah.
Have a great one.
The start of summer is upon us! Maybe I'll actually get a tan this year
....nah.
Have a great one.








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