About Me

I'm a strange computer geek with few, if any, redeeming qualities. Does encyclopedic knowledge count? What if the encyclopedia has more than 300 pages?

age: 42 (Dec 15, 1965)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2003

occupation: code monkey (web developer)

i lost my virginity: behind the couch.

crush: I'm doomed to be alone.

most humbling moment: Waking up every morning. "Not again!" I think, every Monday through Friday.

fantasy: not available as we go to press

heroes: Thomas Bernhard