age: 47 (Dec 15, 1965)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2003

occupation: code monkey (web developer)

i lost my virginity: behind the couch.

sign: sagittarius; wood snake

makes me sad: getting older, being alone when I want a hug, all my typos

fantasy: not available as we go to press

makes me happy: venti chai latte, baristas, attractive women

into: Sweden, philosophy, logic, computers, things Japanese, obscure authors in translation, languages, trivia, slide rules, HP calculators, Linux, Thai food, music, Art Deco, Retro Modern, disc golf, etc.

gets me hot: meganekko (girls with glasses), eyes, nekomimi (girls with cat-ears), thigh-high socks and stockings, short plaid skirts, piercings, tattoos

most humbling moment: Trying to use a bedpan when my right side was paralyzed after my stroke in August 2007. All better now.

stats: 198cm 131kg

crush: I need to quit.