age: 27 (Nov 15, 1984)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2005

occupation: dishwasher/cook/filmmaker

stats: unknown and unwilling

i lost my virginity: Young and stupid, not a good mixture in a drink. They call me White Russian.

most humbling moment: HUMBLE! RUMBLE! JUMBLE!

body mods: 2 tats, Hitchcock profile and A Clockwork Orange

fantasy: it goes something along the lines of the shemale not telling me until after

makes me happy: Can happy make me happy?

crush: perdita

gets me hot: "When I say L-U-V, you better believe me L-U-V. Give me a beer."

sign: I'll STING Ya!

makes me sad: Most of the movies Hollywood are putting out these days. All about the money. I want movies with a DAMN STATEMENT!