About Me

She's so swishy in her satin and taft
In her frock coat and bippity-boppity hat
Oh God, I could do better than that!

age: 29 (Dec 27, 1978)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2004

occupation: Charging you five bucks for a cup of hot milk with espresso in it. You moron.

stats: Whatever; you already saw the picture of my titties.

most humbling moment: they happen constantly.

sign: What the fuck is a sea-goat, anyhow?

gets me hot: freckles, lesbians, talking about futurism

i lost my virginity: to a sociopath with scoliosis and an overbite, but I've done remarkably well for myself since then.