About Me

She's so swishy in her satin and taft
In her frock coat and bippity-boppity hat
Oh God, I could do better than that!

age: 30 (Dec 27, 1978)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2004

occupation: Badassery

heroes: People who speak the truth.

stats: Whatever; you already saw the picture of my titties.

crush: Mila Jovovitch

body mods: Tattoos and piercings and scars-- oh my!

i lost my virginity: to a sociopath with scoliosis and an overbite, but I've done remarkably well for myself since then.