age: 44 (Mar 15, 1967)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2003

occupation: unoriginator/procrasticreator/camerageek

stats: If you subtract the water & other transient elements, I'm mostly bones, hair, and weird ideas.

into: teaching, making smut, writing, making trouble

sign: PLAY AT MAXIMUM VOLUME

makes me sad: conversations about television

fantasy: An affordable, secure shared photo studio in Toronto's Kensington market.

makes me happy: -collaborations -completion -what light does with wet skin -days without much physical pain -work that looks on the screen/on the wall like it did in my head, but better.

body mods: do damaged discs & pinched nerves count?

i lost my virginity: To a gorgeous, 44yr-old polyglot dentist's finger when I was 19? To an uber-inked, pregnant skinhead at 18? To the nice man upstairs at 16? I'll trade my tales for yours.

gets me hot: Unstoppable forces wise enough to walk *around* the immovable objects (or pervy enough to rub up against them)

heroes: SR. Delany, Octavia Butler