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The spelling bee starts again in 2006 TONIGHT, January 9th. Beloved bee founder bobbyblue is on vacation -- filling in for him will be burlesque star The World Famous *BOB*. She is really famous and funny and very excited about doing this!

One-time only! Even if you can't spell at all, come watch this one.

The Williamsburg Spelling Bee
Monday, January 9th
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akalucifer:
damn always hear about this last minute!

hope it's fun!
jenisfamous:
Okay, I'll post the next thing sooner! Like now!
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According to an article on Salon...

Apparently the research long used to argue that well-educated and successful women price themselves out of the marriage market (because men prefer "women in subordinate jobs") is seriously flawed -- one study used data solely from people born in 1921, and the other merely surveyed a "few hundred undergrads."

That last one gets me -- I'm imainging someone handing...
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amorpheus:
So very, very true.
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mezra:
cool stuff wonderjen
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skryche:
I feel it would be appropriate to repeat my comment in your last posting? Maybe? I don't know.
http://suicidegirls.com/members/jenisfamous/1153548/8783946/
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skryche:
I wonder, woman.
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One more review on the Sarcastic Sex Toy Blog.

It's an ugly one.
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anderswolleck:
i love that video of the girl winning the spelling bee

she entralled me back in 97
jenisfamous:
Nope, no IM. How do people have time to do anything when they're chatting all day?
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TONIGHT: bring us your poor, your huddled masses, your Dr. Phil books and crocheted tissue-box cozies

"The Re-Gifting Comedy Show"
December 30th, 11pm, FREE
Pete's Candy Store, 709 Lorimer St in Williamsburg


Remember the Seinfeld episode about "re-gifting" -- giving as a gift something that was given to you, but you didn't like enough to keep? Bring an unwanted gift to this show -- all...
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bkwill:
Happy New Year darlin. All my love.

-Xo
barekroell:
happy whatever dear!!! tongue
kiss kiss kiss
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Allow me to now officially announce my project with co-blogger SweeneyTim:

*** The Wonder Woman Blog ***

An excerpt:

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This blog was created due to the convergence of several events:

Unbeknownst to anyone, I had recently been to the Bust website and purchased the "Wonder Woman Cami and Panty Set."

I had a vaudeville show coming up, and I like to rock a...
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I just posted TWO new reviews!

One is a cockring, and one is a tiny, headless woman's torso.

Go now to the Sarcastic Sex Toy Blog and buy your momma a dildo
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hollygolightly:
you are super entertaining lady blush
barekroell:
wonder what it feels like to make love to a neck... in a neck... with a neck... what the heck

happy whatever kiss
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In the Soviet Union, the trains ran on time, but everything else sucked and millions of people escaped to come here

Those striking transit workers are massively hurting their own case.

You want more money and more benefits and a bigger pension? Start your own company. That's how we do things in America.

From the Times this morning:


At the corner of Cedar and Nassau...
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nycbike:
If someone told you to go down and clean something off of the subway tracks, how much money would you ask for?
jenisfamous:
Hey bike,

My subway-cleaning rate is irrelevant -- how much would Heidi Klum charge to give a haircut? $10,000? Does that mean people who give $80 haircuts are oppressed?

I would demand a lot of money to clean subway tracks. But that means I wouldn't take the job at all. It would be wrong to accept the job for an amount of money I was not satisfied with, and then illegally go on strike.

When those people were hired, the law against striking was on the books.

Everyone is free to not take the job, or to quit the job if they don't like it. If you quit your job and a bunch of other people would be happy to take it, then I'd say the job was being compensated at market rate.

That's supply and demand.

j
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Commenting on spam headlines is a banal blog topic, but this missive proved simply irresistable:

Subject: hammer hard fuck games devoid of all taboos

That first bit, the "hammer hard fuck games" -- a bit ee cummings, no?

I feel like a phrase that evocative would've won approval in an Ivy League creative writing class; no words are wasted here.

And note, we have said...
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The Jenny Vaudeville Show
Wednesday December 14th, 2005
10pm
Pete's Candy Store
709 Lorimer Street in Williamsburg
Free!


In December, featuring...

* humorous songs by Erin and Her Cello (pictured)
* Village Voice columnist Rachel Kramer Bussel reading humorous erotic fiction
* comic Carolyn Castiglia rapping in Dutch
* a holiday performance by monologue artist SweeneyTim
* sketch comedy by the Rob and Mark Show...
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valcapone:
It's so weird that you're always announcing these shows at Pete's, cus I used to live on Lorimer and Ainslie and a friend dragged me down there one night for a show that never materialized. We just ended up having drinks at the bar and left a note on a napkin for the band that didn't show. I wonder if the bartender gave it to them?

I guess it's only weird because I know exactly the place you're talking about, but I can't come cus I'm in Montral. But anyway, rock on over Colonial Williamsburg!

[Edited on Dec 13, 2005 9:07PM]
akalucifer:
Damn! in your wonder woman underpants...! Maybe you can wear them over this weekend? smile
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akalucifer:
Which one would you prefer?
petbot:
PS, you made my week by blogging me! I actually emailed people to say, look, I've been blogged!