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occupation: comedian
into: comedy, touring, grammar
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makes me sad: dependent clauses on either side of a semicolon
i lost my virginity: What? When? Did not!
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This Saturday, I turn 30 and am, er, doing the thing all heterosexual women secretly want to do... and you're invited!
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On December 6, Jennifer Dziura, comedian and hostess of the long-running Williamsburg Spelling Bee, turns 30. She decided to celebrate by hiring male models to hand out bon-bons and fulfilling her lifelong dream of objectifying the male body in pageant form. In the Man-Pageant, eight contestants ranging from models to dancers to singers to boxers (!) compete in runway and talent rounds, as well as a "Mr. Cuddly" round in which they wear boxer briefs and tight t-shirts and attempt to prove that they are the cuddliest. Teddy bears may be involved.
Pageant hosting by comedian Abbi Crutchfield. Pageant judging by sex writer Twanna Hines, dating author Virginia Vitzthum, blogger Nichelle Nichols, sex writer Audacia Ray, comedy festival founder Desiree Burch, dating author and columnist Judy McGuire and former Playgirl art director Corinne Rochelle.
Saturday, December 6, 2008
9:00pm
Madame X
94 West Houston Street, on the north side between LaGuardia & Thompson (directions)
$7
21+
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On December 6, Jennifer Dziura, comedian and hostess of the long-running Williamsburg Spelling Bee, turns 30. She decided to celebrate by hiring male models to hand out bon-bons and fulfilling her lifelong dream of objectifying the male body in pageant form. In the Man-Pageant, eight contestants ranging from models to dancers to singers to boxers (!) compete in runway and talent rounds, as well as a "Mr. Cuddly" round in which they wear boxer briefs and tight t-shirts and attempt to prove that they are the cuddliest. Teddy bears may be involved.
Pageant hosting by comedian Abbi Crutchfield. Pageant judging by sex writer Twanna Hines, dating author Virginia Vitzthum, blogger Nichelle Nichols, sex writer Audacia Ray, comedy festival founder Desiree Burch, dating author and columnist Judy McGuire and former Playgirl art director Corinne Rochelle.
Saturday, December 6, 2008
9:00pm
Madame X
94 West Houston Street, on the north side between LaGuardia & Thompson (directions)
$7
21+
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