age: 39 (Oct 17, 1972)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2004

occupation: Fun

crush: Same as always: My Wife, Fairuza Balk, Siouxsie Sioux, Jane Wiedlin

fantasy: Too many to mention.

makes me sad: Things that are no fun. Wal-Marts replacing Drive-Ins.

into: Industrial / New Wave music, Roller Coasters, Suicide Girls, Video Editing, Being an Ass.

gets me hot: Mad Mex's Spicy Curry Burrito.

most humbling moment: Being picked out of the audience to sing "Elvira" at a lame-ass amusement park show.

makes me happy: Young people discovering classic industrial music for the first time, driving really fast with the sunroof open listening to New Order, roller coasters, the Upstage's electro-retro night, Strong Bad's techno song.

i lost my virginity: I didn't really lose it... I know where it went. I left it there on purpose.

sign: Population: Tire