age: 27 (Nov 01, 1985)
MEMBER SINCE: July 2004
occupation: catnip farmer
stats: currently sporting a jewfro
i lost my virginity: i prefer the term deflowered
heroes: rimbaud. not for his poetry, but this: je est un autre.
fantasy: transcendence, etc.
body mods: trepanation
gets me hot: All things phallic (including saguaro cactii), exhibitionism, plastic wrap mummification, sensory deprivation, focus & passion, creativity & a little bit of madness.
makes me happy: walking the horizon like a tightrope, so unsteady.
sign: "this sign is powered by solar power!"
makes me sad: violence, lineality and therefore progress... also, tap water.
most humbling moment: pretty much any of 'em
I've already thanked people privately, but I wanted to thank everyone again for their generosity in making the van break-in incident on Christmas less of a desperate "fuck, what am I going to do now, how unlucky can a person get?" sort of situation. I was able to get the most important things replaced, thankfully.
Which is good, because otherwise, honestly I'd feel a little like the world was conspiring against me a bit right now. Everything bad that happens in my life always seems to come all at once. Which is (I guess?) better than having the same amount of shit spread out and prolonged over the whole year, but damn if it isn't frustrating. On that note, I have an appointment for a biopsy in 2 days, so wish me luck & a cervical cancer free existence.
Which is good, because otherwise, honestly I'd feel a little like the world was conspiring against me a bit right now. Everything bad that happens in my life always seems to come all at once. Which is (I guess?) better than having the same amount of shit spread out and prolonged over the whole year, but damn if it isn't frustrating. On that note, I have an appointment for a biopsy in 2 days, so wish me luck & a cervical cancer free existence.























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