MEMBER SINCE: May 2009

occupation: As has been reported on NPR: "Will Swanson is a photographer NOT a Social Worker"

body mods: Deep mental scarification, and i have my back waxed on a semi-regular basis (that counts, right?)

makes me sad: Accuracy

sign: Wrong Way

heroes: Dionysus

fantasy: Violent sex with Julius Caesar's mother.

most humbling moment: When I learned that despite my official wide brimmed cap, elaborately screened shirt, and years of training, there actually is no sanctioned position of “Bikini Inspector.”

makes me happy: Nostalgia

gets me hot: The random times my neighbors have really loud sex.

i lost my virginity: indeed

into: New Methods. New Outcomes