age: 26 (Jun 15, 1982)
MEMBER SINCE: April 2008
occupation: Information Assurance Analyst/Engineer Drummer
most humbling moment: Looking in the mirror
body mods: 4 tattoos and sleeve in progress
sign: Gemini The Horns
stats: 6'6" 250 lbs Red Hair Green Eyes Beard STR: 12 DEX: 9 CON: 16 INT: 16 WIS: 20 CHA: 10
heroes: Hogan's Super
into: Computers, punk, metal, anime, film, zombies, horror, video games, porn, table top RPGs, tattoos, gadgets, making people feel uncomfortable, insulting people, stand-up comedy, playing the drums
gets me hot: I'm in to pretty much every mundane or fucked up thing imaginable. I love sex and sexual things in all it's perverted forms.
makes me happy: Making people laugh or at the very least myself laugh, fuck you if you don't get it. Watching a good horror flick. Tits. Getting tattooed. Stealing lawn gnomes. Playing in my metal band - Malthus.
i lost my virginity: Age of 15 It sucked, she just sat there and didn't move and when I tried to move for her she kept telling me to stop...
fantasy: Where I'm walking down the road and then see a horde of zombies approaching, I look to my left and see a gun store with the door open......
Well last weekend I was in Brampton and Hamilton Ontario. Canadialand. There were less moose and Maple trees than expected.
I had a lot of fun though. There was much drinking and nerding out. By the way... apparently Canadians can't hand Irish Car Bombs. WUSSES! We saw Dark Knight on opening night which was AWESOME!!!!11!1!!11!!!!ONE! ELEVEN. Seriously it was fantastic. Lots of people said it was the best Batman ever.... I don't know if I'll go that far. Batman Returns is still my favorite, but this is second.
The reason I went to Canada was incredibly nerdy. A bunch of people from my World of Warcraft guild were gathering to meet for the first time and party. I figured... fuck... why not? I like to travel. Plus I've been playing with some of these guys for years and talk regularly, about time I met 'em.
I was hoping to get to see Junecarter while I was up there too, she lives in the area. But circumstances didn't pan out. Sucks. And for all of you people who I invited to party with us and didn't even bother to respond you missed a hell of a good time!
Except Vesta... she's cool because she nicely broke my heart ahead of time
My flight back Sunday night got canceled and I had to sleep in the Buffalo airport. Flight was supposed to leave at 545 in the morning, but then got delayed another hour and a half!!! GAAAH. I just started a new job a few weeks ago and so now I'm negative on vacation hours. Fuckin' lame. Oh well.
When I returned I found out that one of my best friend's wife is leaving him. It sucks... he loves her and treats her awesome. They have a beautiful little girl too... He's the second of my close friends to be going into a separation. In fact... the second of only two close friends who are married!
Everyone who was married when I met them is now getting divorced. Everyone who was single when I met them is getting married. I just fear for how long it'll take those getting...
- TYPE WHERE COMMENT WHEN?
- GROUP Meet the Guildies! I had a blast on Canadaland! It really couldn't have... 3 hr
- GROUP Plus-sized beauties... Plus-sized beauties... 3 hr
- GROUP post a pic of YOU....right... post a pic of YOU....right... 6 hr
- BLOG gingerale's blog SADFACE! You keep us updated! 6 hr
- BLOG ambizzle26's blog Aug 2nd is the next show. Gonna be there? 12 hr
- BLOG gingerale's blog YAY EDDIE IZZARD! 7/24/08
- TESTIMONIAL Testimonial: ambizzle26 bah I'm not going anywhere near he'll city, I was mistaken 7/24/08



























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