age: 37 (Apr 20, 1976)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2007

occupation: Acoustical Analyst, DJ/Producer, Chief Wig-Splitter

crush: Leibka, Merlina, Dice!, Scotty, & Kraven. These women are all stellar in so many ways!!!

heroes: Kill your idols, before they kill you.

body mods: Ink

i lost my virginity: In the basement of an abandoned house. Sounds creepy doesn't it?

into: Great Music, Travel, Street Artists, Sampling old vinyl, Tattoos, Cooking, Dark Humor

makes me happy: Playing and/or attending a great show. The smell of freshly opened vinyl (records). The smell of vintage vinyl. Getting off of a plane in a new place. A woman who would ask me to pick out her stockings for the evening. ;)

most humbling moment: Falling on my face in a puddle of water while trying to catch a bus for a class i was going to be late for. About 30 people saw it and laughed. What a defeat.

makes me sad: Working more than 60 hours a week. Records to badly damaged to play. Wasted talent. Animal Cruelty.

stats: Green Eyes, Short light-brown hair, well groomed beard and mustache. Several pieces of ink. Built like a short gorilla. I have a picture to prove it.

fantasy: Earn enough to retire to the shores of Belize and live a simple life.