age: 40 (Feb 18, 1972)
MEMBER SINCE: August 2004
occupation: IT Guy
body mods: Clean as a whistle, Sharp as a thistle, Best in all Westminster!
into: Long, dirty, unabashed rutting. *unf unf* Technology. Pr0n. Movies.
sign: Biohazard
stats: INT 17 WIS 6 CHA 14
crush: My married friend. From afar.
gets me hot: Girls with glasses. Pale, milky skin on a girl. Freckles. Funny girls. Ladies dressed in certain uniforms.
i lost my virginity: Poorly. It was quite average, with a bit of a twit of a girl. The 'relationship' only lasted about 2 weeks.
makes me happy: Being in love. The nobility of humankind.
most humbling moment: Having a brush with death, being forced to come to terms with my mortality, and then realising that everyone else is in the same horrifying situation.
fantasy: To be in a mutually respectful, loving and monogomous relationship. You know, like grown up people are supposed to have. Then spooging all over her glazzies.
The strip is just grand, but the barrel scrapings who post to the boards there are a such a bunch of elitist little bitches.
That is all.
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