gender: SG

age: 26 (Aug 23, 1985)

occupation: Curtis E. Jew, The Courtesy Jew

fantasy: A life at sea.

gets me hot: Flattery. Tell me I am special, tell me I am pretty.

stats: girlbot, cybernetic Franken-eels for boobs, Japanese major

heroes: Mr. Angus MacGyver, Gary Busey, Mumbles

makes me sad: The Family Circus, Reality TV, Arkansas.

crush: escape

body mods: My scarification says "ardeo" which means "I burn" in Latin.

most humbling moment: I'm a walking, talking, stumbling hunk of awkward.

sign: DANGER: HIGH VOLTAGE

i lost my virginity: ...not with a bang, but a whimper.