age: 42 (Nov 14, 1969)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2005

crush: Feldine

most humbling moment: last time I was in a tub of pudding

gets me hot: hot things

into: tubs of pudding

sign: Ass, Gas or Grass; no one rides for free.

fantasy: Island

i lost my virginity: virginity things...wait that doesn't work

stats: Six foot even, six five with the afro

body mods: I've had my youthful spirit removed.

makes me sad: sad things