"I'm put together beautifully
Big wet bottle in my fist, big wet rose in my teeth
I'm perfect piece of ass
Like every Californian
So tall I take over the street, with highbeams shining on my back
A wingspan unbelievable
I'm a festival, I'm a parade
And all the wine is all for me
And all the wine is all for me
And all the wine is all for me"
Big wet bottle in my fist, big wet rose in my teeth
I'm perfect piece of ass
Like every Californian
So tall I take over the street, with highbeams shining on my back
A wingspan unbelievable
I'm a festival, I'm a parade
And all the wine is all for me
And all the wine is all for me
And all the wine is all for me"
Scorned wife sells Lotus for 50p
A Birmingham radio DJ discovered hell hath no fury like a woman scorned after his wife sold his £25,000 luxury sports car on the internet for 50p.
Tim Shaw's wife, Hayley, put the Lotus Espirit Turbo on eBay after her husband propositioned glamour model Jodie Marsh live on-air on his Kerrang! FM show.
Mrs Shaw, 27, said the flirtatious interview had been the "last straw" in their relationship.
The car sold within minutes of it being posted on the internet site.
When he said he would leave me and the kids for Jodie Marsh, that was it for me.
Hayley Shaw
Mr Shaw upset his wife when he announced over the air that he would leave her and their two young children for Ms Marsh.
The item description for the car on eBay read: "I need to get rid of this car immediately - ideally in the next two to three hours before my husband gets home to find it gone and all his belongings in the street."
Mrs Shaw, who admitted she had sold the car after a few drinks, said: "When he said he would leave me and the kids for Jodie Marsh, that was it for me.
"I am sick of him disrespecting me and this family for the sake of his art. I didn't care about the money, I just wanted to get him back."
Mercy dash
She added: "There is no hope for a reconciliation. There have been a few things but this was the last straw."
The controversial DJ was suspended from the Birmingham-based Kerrang station after he broke into programme director Andrew Jeffries house during a live prank in which he caused damage to the property.
On another occasion at the station he choked on a sausage while simulating a sex act and he has been investigated in the past for pretending he was doing a live mercy dash to rescue a suicidal listener while working at Birmingham's BRMB station.
Mr Shaw was unavailable for comment but a spokesperson said: "We are not going to make any comment on what happened as this is a personal issue and not work-related."
A Birmingham radio DJ discovered hell hath no fury like a woman scorned after his wife sold his £25,000 luxury sports car on the internet for 50p.
Tim Shaw's wife, Hayley, put the Lotus Espirit Turbo on eBay after her husband propositioned glamour model Jodie Marsh live on-air on his Kerrang! FM show.
Mrs Shaw, 27, said the flirtatious interview had been the "last straw" in their relationship.
The car sold within minutes of it being posted on the internet site.
When he said he would leave me and the kids for Jodie Marsh, that was it for me.
Hayley Shaw
Mr Shaw upset his wife when he announced over the air that he would leave her and their two young children for Ms Marsh.
The item description for the car on eBay read: "I need to get rid of this car immediately - ideally in the next two to three hours before my husband gets home to find it gone and all his belongings in the street."
Mrs Shaw, who admitted she had sold the car after a few drinks, said: "When he said he would leave me and the kids for Jodie Marsh, that was it for me.
"I am sick of him disrespecting me and this family for the sake of his art. I didn't care about the money, I just wanted to get him back."
Mercy dash
She added: "There is no hope for a reconciliation. There have been a few things but this was the last straw."
The controversial DJ was suspended from the Birmingham-based Kerrang station after he broke into programme director Andrew Jeffries house during a live prank in which he caused damage to the property.
On another occasion at the station he choked on a sausage while simulating a sex act and he has been investigated in the past for pretending he was doing a live mercy dash to rescue a suicidal listener while working at Birmingham's BRMB station.
Mr Shaw was unavailable for comment but a spokesperson said: "We are not going to make any comment on what happened as this is a personal issue and not work-related."
Everybody loves the platypus but I think there's a fucked up animal that doesn't get nearly the attention that it deserves. In that spirit that I present to you the Pangolin:
Go out and buy this album today:
From AMG: Review by James Christopher Monger
The National may sound like a garage band turned down, but there's as much primal energy lurking behind Alligator as in any mop-topped group of city kids with bloodstained Danelectros in a dusty warehouse. While Matt Berninger's lyrics and conversational delivery rely heavily on the kind of literate self-absorption that fuels so much of the indie rock scene today, he never comes off as preachy or unaware that the world would manage just fine without him; rather, he uses metaphor and humor as bullet points for a profound sense of displacement and anger. Out-of-the-blue statements like "f*ck me and make me a drink," from the brooding but lovely "Karen," are effective because the listener is brought into the story slowly, almost amiably, before being led to the plank.
That is all. End transmission.
From AMG: Review by James Christopher Monger
The National may sound like a garage band turned down, but there's as much primal energy lurking behind Alligator as in any mop-topped group of city kids with bloodstained Danelectros in a dusty warehouse. While Matt Berninger's lyrics and conversational delivery rely heavily on the kind of literate self-absorption that fuels so much of the indie rock scene today, he never comes off as preachy or unaware that the world would manage just fine without him; rather, he uses metaphor and humor as bullet points for a profound sense of displacement and anger. Out-of-the-blue statements like "f*ck me and make me a drink," from the brooding but lovely "Karen," are effective because the listener is brought into the story slowly, almost amiably, before being led to the plank.
That is all. End transmission.
"Surprise, surprise: President Bush's former chief of staff for environmental policy -- the one who resigned last week after it was reported that he'd been cooking the books on global warming -- has a new gig taking him back into a familiar industry. From today's Times: 'Philip A. Cooney, the White House staff member who repeatedly revised government scientific reports on global warming, will go to work for ExxonMobil in the fall, the oil company said today.'"
Please take time to help save funding for NPR and PBS. This isn't some Blue State crusade, PBS will most likely be fine as well as the big NPR stations; it will be the small rural NPR stations that won't survive.
MoveOn's move to save funding for NPR and PBS Don't let them end funding because they're freaked out that a cartoon rabbit visited a lesbian couple.
MoveOn's move to save funding for NPR and PBS Don't let them end funding because they're freaked out that a cartoon rabbit visited a lesbian couple.
