The Weakerthans were awesome tonight. I can even say that it was one of the best shows that I have seen in a couple of years. I have lots to bitch about. I'm drunk. Here it goes:
Today was a bad day for hair in Seattle. I have none because I like to shave it off. I don't know what to do with it. On the way to work, I saw some other black guy that straightened his hair, and had it cut into a mullet. That was bad. I feel bad working, and getting ready to live on Capitol Hill, and I see perfectly straight guys walking aroung with haircuts like Ertha Kitt, and their girlfriends have haircuts like the Romulans from Star Trek. I hate seeing stunningly( if that's an actual word) beautiful women with ugly shoes. It's the new fashion. Pointy shoes that look like they should have heels, but they don't. They're probably comfortable, but they don't have to make them in such hideous colours like bright red, or green, or orange.
There was some voodoo lady who I am not going to make fun of because I think she may have had something to do with me having a shitty summer this year. If you ever come out to Seattle, and come to the hill be very polite if you see her, and you will totally know if you see her.
Before I went to work today, I had to stop to get lemons because were out. 99 cents a fucking lemon. I will say no more. Fuck that yes I will. California lemons suck, and thats what they were. I guess the Florida crop has been dessimated by the hurricanes. So now we get charged a fucking dollar per lemon, and it's a shittier lemon. Fuck oil, and Iraq, lets invade Mexico and get some quality citrus fruit. We need to liberate the people there and make them join our democracy. That's it good night.
Today was a bad day for hair in Seattle. I have none because I like to shave it off. I don't know what to do with it. On the way to work, I saw some other black guy that straightened his hair, and had it cut into a mullet. That was bad. I feel bad working, and getting ready to live on Capitol Hill, and I see perfectly straight guys walking aroung with haircuts like Ertha Kitt, and their girlfriends have haircuts like the Romulans from Star Trek. I hate seeing stunningly( if that's an actual word) beautiful women with ugly shoes. It's the new fashion. Pointy shoes that look like they should have heels, but they don't. They're probably comfortable, but they don't have to make them in such hideous colours like bright red, or green, or orange.
There was some voodoo lady who I am not going to make fun of because I think she may have had something to do with me having a shitty summer this year. If you ever come out to Seattle, and come to the hill be very polite if you see her, and you will totally know if you see her.
Before I went to work today, I had to stop to get lemons because were out. 99 cents a fucking lemon. I will say no more. Fuck that yes I will. California lemons suck, and thats what they were. I guess the Florida crop has been dessimated by the hurricanes. So now we get charged a fucking dollar per lemon, and it's a shittier lemon. Fuck oil, and Iraq, lets invade Mexico and get some quality citrus fruit. We need to liberate the people there and make them join our democracy. That's it good night.