age: 34 (Apr 03, 1978)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2004

occupation: comic

most humbling moment: getting fired for taking some passed out drunk guy's shoe.

i lost my virginity: while watching Jerry Mcguire. I hate Jerry Mcguire.

sign: aries

makes me sad: Hicks.

stats: A sexy futhermucker until I open my mouth. Oops!!! See what I meen?

body mods: celtic cross on right forearm, iron cross on left arm, 2 peircings and a scar that looks like a peircing.

into: Stand-up, Tough Girls, My nun calender, vegans, Smart women. Writing, Throwing garbage cans at yuppies. Pride.

fantasy: Me and "The Virgin Mary" doggystyle with a plate of nachos on her back. Salsa or chedder depending on the mood.