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PROFILE

age: 30 (Mar 12, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2009

occupation: Advertising

makes me sad: Not having any new books to read.

body mods: Tattoos. Need more.

makes me happy: Morgan, the smell of old books, kitties, free plane tickets

stats: Strength- 13 Dexterity- 12 Constitution- 15 Intelligence- 16 Wisdom- 14 Charisma- 17

into: Books, bands, bourbon, beer

gets me hot: The way she bites her lip. The way she looks at me. The curve from her ribs to her hips. The way her back arches.

sign: Less Than Roads

crush: Is the only reason I'm here at all. She makes me incredibly happy and I hope I make her happy too. She deserves it.

i lost my virginity: I sure did.

Tuesday

MAY 4, 2010 @ 11:32 AM | 15 COMMENTS

SO, a quick update. After a bit of an arduous process, I got me a new job.

Thank god for that.

1. At least you guys should be used to not having a Cup by now.
2. I would rather see an honest, patchy attempt at playoff beard than that... thing. Toews is mostly sideburns and patchy as hell but at least he's trying.
3. Your salary cap is toast next year. We'd be doing you a favour.

FreakPirate

Canada

November 2002

MAY 25, 2010 01:01 PM

Worst owner in sports? Wait... you guys had Peter Pocklington too?

Sadly I crunched some numbers and I don't think we can afford him. But neither can you guys. I think Niemi's getting a big fat raise next season.

FreakPirate

Canada

November 2002

MAY 25, 2010 10:42 PM

Peter Pocklington was the owner of the Oilers in the 80s. He had his father's name engraved on the Stanley Cup. It is the only name that has been removed (not counting spelling errors). He sold Gretzky to the Kings. Part of that was to pay his own debt. Before owning the Oilers he was a union buster. He recently filed for bankruptcy and is under investigation for possibly hiding millions in assets. It's expected he will sell some of his Stanley Cup rings to pay part of the debt. The Oilers were almost moved to Texas because of his ridiculous salary and poor management. He is one of the most hated men in Canadian hockey.

FreakPirate

Canada

November 2002

MAY 26, 2010 08:31 AM

Damn... that's one shitty owner...

FreakPirate

Canada

November 2002

MAY 28, 2010 09:35 PM

Holy shit. That's COLD. I don't think I will be raising a glass when Pocklington dies. I will continue to spit at the mention of his name but that's about it. I mostly don't care about him. His damage is long over. There are people I hate far more than him.