age: 31 (Feb 11, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2002

occupation: try not to...but it seems my computer pays my bills

into: hellicopters and kittens

stats: happily hateful...from portuguese decent

gets me hot: fire, vaginas, tacos

fantasy: being able to afford to not live in a single place.

makes me happy: knowing that we won't be here forever.

body mods: mustache

crush: bernadette peters

makes me sad: there is no reason to be bored

i lost my virginity: 10 below zero in my friends moms car

sign: aquarius-cock